Posted in April 2011

GRANDPAS ARE FOREVER

4/18 Thinking about you, lying in your hospital bed and wondering what you must be thinking. How you’re feeling, if the medication is allowing you to think or feel at all. My mind is scanning memories like old newspapers on a microfiche screen, slowing down to pore over the ones that must be so potent, … Continue reading

I’LL SHOW YOU MINE

In the last 24 hours I have:  Accidentally shoplifted 4 jars of organic baby food from a local Vons. I won’t be using the BOB as a shopping basket anymore. Let one rip in public and attempted to blame it on my innocent baby, gasping in faux-shock as I looked accusingly down at her stroller…only … Continue reading