In the last 24 hours I have:
- Accidentally shoplifted 4 jars of organic baby food from a local Vons. I won’t be using the BOB as a shopping basket anymore.
- Let one rip in public and attempted to blame it on my innocent baby, gasping in faux-shock as I looked accusingly down at her stroller…only to discover that she was fast asleep.
- Glanced down at a dark smudge on my hand and wondered half-heartedly, “huh. could that be poop?”
Care to share any of your moments?
|Three cheers for motherhood|